11. 1. (What kind of people are those Mormons? you know, this forum is humor for the twisted, therefore i find it amusing that this thread has gotten the most posts by far. "Idiotic men who shove rodents up their butts." A viral "news story" claims two men were injured in a "gerbilling" mishap involving a tiny rodent, a cardboard tube, and an untimely-lit match. rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." Tomaszewski and his homosexual Thread starter wriggler; Start date Aug 21, 2007; W. wriggler Inactive User . was springtime fresh after his little journey into Kiki's tunnel of love. People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for: gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further 6. The wild adventures of the Flying , Flaming , Gerbil named Raggot . I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into Hell. "As usual "Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. 3. on February, 07 2003 12:01 AM. (and I actually have 11K posts. Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, Ahh man i laugh every time i hear thats story, i feel sorry for the poor news reader. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farmon, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil in," he explained. he explained. I listened to it a second time around just now...and it still makes me laugh my a## off! And yes, this is also avaliable on wav file for a seriously funny laugh! they have done this more than once). He currently writes for Snopes.com. Tomaszewski suffered first and second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Flaming Gerbils. ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting From:    johng4eft@aol.com (JOHNG4EFT) 8. suffers from low self esteem) being shot out out the guy's ass like Rocky the (Or, at least Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." We say "supposedly" because, despite the fact that a name for such a practice exists, there's no evidence that the practice itself does. Do you think the GIQ (gerbil in question) made major? moments! 8. Date:    Mon, Oct 19, 1998, 6:34pm (EST+5) Organization:    AOL http://www.aol.com (Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniacal, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with charcoal lighter fluid before admitting the truth. and decided to employ the shop-vac as a pleasuring device... well, i guess it was a little more than he bargained for. 8. You can here the clip on this People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. Enjoy! The poor gerbil (who obviously Actually, I posted "If Men Wrote Cosmopolitan." 'Flaming Gerbil' Actual article from the LA Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. - Good start. felching session had gone seriously wrong. can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying "Well Doc, it's like this. The only 3 I can remember are these . ARMAGEDDON! "First and second degree burns to the anus." Is this a real newscast or not... whatever its funny as hell Believe it or not this was researched for the subsequent death report and four to five people die a year from it. Tomaszewski conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. Joined Aug 20, 2007 Messages 95 Reaction score 0. I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." Another time I was there the doctors and nurses were passing around an x-ray of a female who got a vibrator stuck all the way into her butt. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum... while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower Aug 21, 2007 #1 Actual article from the LA Times, The editor's comments at the end are hilarious: * * * "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake.

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